and the world record holder for screwing the most sheep goes too.......

Ok, who the fuck records this shit ? and btw folks, thease are actual world records.....god knows why....

• MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
  Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.


• ZITS
  In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch


• GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
  Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.


• LONGEST TURD
  The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2hr 12mins, which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.


• MOST PROLONGED FART
  Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Again....who the hell records thease things.....and why didn't nobody call me to assist. Ha, although the turd and semen thing I could have done without ever witnessing....anyway, that's tits and taco's 4 2 day